Comments on: Stupid birds.

By: bad metaphor: another useless blog

bad metaphor: another useless blog — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:26:11 +0000

[...] felt like coming to work drenched in sweat, because how professional is that). I even got really mad at birds for befouling my bicycle, though I guess that didn’t really help my biking reluctance so much [...]

By: bad metaphor: another useless blog

bad metaphor: another useless blog — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:34:19 +0000

[...] noise of the impact, it would have brains and other entrails oozing out of it, but no. Even though I hate birds I thought it quite beautiful, and a little [...]

By: Mr. Bird

Mr. Bird — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:35:05 +0000

Birds know when people are inferior and stalk them for their weaknesses. Die weak humans die!! Laugh now while you eat us but some day we will be eating you mwaaaahhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

By: karenology

karenology — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 14:00:39 +0000

Thanks for the comments! I totally forgot another one: London pigeons divebombing me in Trafalgar Square. Rats on wings. I even saw one eat a cigarette butt, and after that I just wanted to kick the stupid things.

By: Gienna

Gienna — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:01:12 +0000

Revenge is sweet — and it tastes just like BBQ chicken wings.

Great post!

By: thinking girl

thinking girl — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:10:30 +0000

I also do not like birds. They have freaked me out ever since the movie, The Birds. I could not stand the way they never explained WHY the birds wanted to take over the community. It was a big fat mystery and it stressed me out. They just sat there, all over the telephone lines and the jungle gym and the eaves of the roofs (rooves? it seems right…) and just STARED in that creepy menacing way of birds. I don’t know how they got those birds to all sit there like that. Voodoo, I tells ya!