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Monthly Archives: August 2006

An Exercise in Animal Cruelty

Heh heh heh. He might forgive me by the time I come back from Pennsylvania. The poor dapper bastard sulking and refusing to mug for the camera, even post-treats. Bonus bowtie round: Aww. Looks like somebody’s up for tenure! Yeah, he’s pretty much going to kill me in my sleep. 2 people like this post. [...]

“Know Thyself, Control Thyself, Deny Thyself”

The other day, Simon and I got on the subject of high school days. All four of us, the boy, Simon, Paul and I, had attended the same program at the same high school, an International Baccalaureate school: the best college prep program in one of the worst public schools in the city. The school [...]

My mother will drive me crazy

In less than a week, I will hit the open road with my lovably crazy mother, swerving around semis and sailing through speed-traps, in an attempt to disembark in Harrisburg, PA as fast as my mom’s little Toyota can go. The fact is, I get on better with my mom than, say, Tori Spelling does [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the new Angelina Jolie

Via Gawker, via Copyranter: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hollywood fake-British-girl, lately fake African princess Oof. I’m not sure what to make of this. At first I cringed when seeing this, and doubly so, as Gwyneth kind of irritates me anyways (Gwen, you’re so not British, shut up!). Thinking about it some more, I do have to give [...]