I have been neglecting my blog for sometime, due to being busy enough with tasks that aren’t quite so blogworthy. I have knitted quite a storm, but since several of the intended recipients check this blog, well, you folks will just have to wait till after the holidays for the grand unveiling.

Items of note:

1) The office move finally happened. Guess who was the only one in town to supervise everything? I was rewarded for my troubles with a nice shiny bruise, approximately 2″ x 1″ (nothing particularly calamitous happened; I just have ridiculously thin skin that dents at the slightest pressure). I am now busy ignoring the piles of unpacked boxes stacked against the wall behind my desk. La dee dah, if I can’t see it, it’s not really a mess!

2) I am an insomniac. In total I have slept maybe six hours over the past four days. Part of this is due to my neighbors playing oompah techno at late hours (seriously, do you people have school or work or anything in your lives besides drinking Natty Lite and grunting really loudly?). I have seen quite a few “Six Feet Under” reruns and have now decided that the next vehicle I own shall be a hearse.

3) This town is full of nutjobs! Once I get off my lazy, no-good, no-posting kick, I will type up a long post about it, but for now, here is a preview of the lovable crazies I have encountered recently: the Possum Whisperer; the Guy with a Pet Rooster (the rooster’s name is Charlie); the guy who always sleeps outside the Replay Lounge with a pink blanket over his head; and Dennis, who roams around town demanding two to four dollars from various establishments, and who currently wears a big red felt onesie and a jean pouch around his neck.

4) I didn’t do NaNoWriMo, again. Ha! November is never a good month for me, in terms of writing productivity.

5) In case you weren’t quite convinced that my blog has jumped the shark, here’s another gratuitous cat photo:

Yes, my sheets are a hot mess. I couldn’t make my bed without disturbing the utter cuteness.