- Is it natural to worry when a significant number of people tell you that you’re fun when drunk? As if, say, you aren’t fun while not intoxicated, and in fact, are really unbearably boring when sober?

- Is it strange to suffer anxiety over your own apathy? While, of course, being far too apathetic to correct the situation?

- Why, after an hour of grooming with the trusty dusty shedding blade, does the cat still shed hair like there’s no tomorrow? Is he going bald?

- Is it a good idea to continually put off thinking about the future? Is it atypical to view your own future with apprehension, much how you would react to some six-winged fiery beast of Azeroth?

- Is it stupid to check the phone several times an hour, hoping he’ll call, and then feign nonchalance when he finally does?

- Why can’t rooms clean themselves?

- Is it wrong to change back and forth between Wordpress themes every other week?

- Wouldn’t it be better to wait until compiling several items to add to this post before publishing, instead of updating every few minutes?