http://badmetaphor.net/2007/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/ (my life in parenthetical statements) Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:09:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://badmetaphor.net/2007/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/comment-page-1/#comment-37601 bad metaphor » The Roof Rat Race Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:18:17 +0000 http://badmetaphor.net/blog/2007/12/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/#comment-37601 [...] auditory evidence suggested that some rodent roller derby was taking place. Even Quark, bless his murmured little heart, was alarmed, and bravely ran head first into the wall to try and deter these dark creatures from [...] [...] auditory evidence suggested that some rodent roller derby was taking place. Even Quark, bless his murmured little heart, was alarmed, and bravely ran head first into the wall to try and deter these dark creatures from [...]

]]> http://badmetaphor.net/2007/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/comment-page-1/#comment-37579 krissypoetry Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:21:40 +0000 http://badmetaphor.net/blog/2007/12/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/#comment-37579 I in full support of the walking on a leash but please for my amusement could you fashion the treat on a pole that extends from his head. That would be quite funny. Two other options, take him to work with you. Tell people he is a comfort cat, you needed him with you to function. Last option DRUG HIM! I in full support of the walking on a leash but please for my amusement could you fashion the treat on a pole that extends from his head. That would be quite funny. Two other options, take him to work with you. Tell people he is a comfort cat, you needed him with you to function. Last option DRUG HIM!

]]> http://badmetaphor.net/2007/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/comment-page-1/#comment-37578 Isabel Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:39:41 +0000 http://badmetaphor.net/blog/2007/12/12/the-corpulent-cat-question/#comment-37578 I always laugh at these people, but maybe you could try walking him around on a leash? Maybe entice him with a treat that he won't get until the end of the walk? Hehehe. I always laugh at these people, but maybe you could try walking him around on a leash? Maybe entice him with a treat that he won’t get until the end of the walk? Hehehe.

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