bad metaphor

- oh goody, a timid, terrified mouse of a professor. She’s barely loud enough to compete with the shuffling of papers in another classroom down the hall.
- No! She’s actually explaining the A through F grading system! Did you know “C” is an average grade? And “B” is better than that, “A” being the best? And “F” the worst? No mention of “E,” golly gosh. This class gets a “D” so far.
- “Lectures may be taped only with the permission of the instructor.” Shit, was hoping to tape this for my insomnia. Guess it’s back to the ol’ trick of washing down muscle relaxants with some JD. KU makes it so hard to stay sober.
- Now she’s explaining pencils. Oy.

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