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	<title>bad metaphor &#187; Doodles</title>
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		<title>Meet Odette</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2008/04/meet-odette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After bugging E for months to borrow his tablet, and generally being a pest, I let it sit for awhile before I got around to using it. It was a little tricky to get used to at first, but I am coming around. Odette here is my first result: I haven&#8217;t doodled nearly as much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After bugging E for months to borrow his tablet, and generally being a pest, I let it sit for awhile before I got around to using it.  It was a little tricky to get used to at first, but I am coming around.  Odette here is my first result:  </p>
<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2365/2435950570_1b5266033e_o.gif" class="center" alt="Odette afloat" /></p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t doodled nearly as much since being out of school, as I don&#8217;t have as much drive to procrastinate!  I&#8217;d like to get back into it, and update the blog with Odette&#8217;s adventures from time to time.  Ideas welcome of course!  </p>
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		<title>Tree vs. Bird</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2007/01/tree-vs-bird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doodles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The insomnia gnomes reared their ugly little bestockinged heads again, so this morning I got to an early start.  While I don't love not sleeping, I do love observing this little town in the wee hours, just as it's waking up.  Especially on the empty downtown strip. There's such an air of expectancy, of waiting; it's as if the pavement has absorbed the energy from the thousands of people who walk it during the day, and stores it up carefully to warm itself during the evening hours.  It's a far cry from walking about in, say, a dead urban area, in which not even the ghosts of past pedestrians linger. 

So I was walking along, generally of cheerful disposition (despite the lack of sleep and the slight headache from last night's bourbon), when I came across the most terrifying tree I have ever yet encountered in my travels.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The insomnia gnomes reared their ugly little bestockinged heads again, so this morning I got to an early start.  While I don&#8217;t love not sleeping, I do love observing this little town in the wee hours, just as it&#8217;s waking up.  Especially on the empty downtown strip. There&#8217;s such an air of expectancy, of waiting; it&#8217;s as if the pavement has absorbed the energy from the thousands of people who walk it during the day, and stores it up carefully to warm itself during the evening hours.  It&#8217;s a far cry from walking about in, say, a dead urban area, in which not even the ghosts of past pedestrians linger. </p>
<p>So I was walking along, generally of cheerful disposition (despite the lack of sleep and the slight headache from last night&#8217;s bourbon), when I came across the most terrifying tree I have ever yet encountered in my travels.</p>
<p><a href="http://badmetaphor.net/images/birdtree.jpg"><img src="http://badmetaphor.net/images/birdtree-thm.jpg" class="center" alt="tree vs. bird" /></a></p>
<p class="caption">A pale rendition of the subject in question.  The actual thing can be seen at the corner of 9th and Kentucky, in front of the old Lawrence Arts Center.</p>
<p>I noticed the bird first, and faded fears of avian flu quickly revived.  The flu fears dissipated, however, when I looked up at the sprawling gorgon of a tree crouching eagerly over its fresh kill.  Clearly, the bird had not died of natural causes (and I shall not count murder by tree as something that generally occurs in nature).  </p>
<p>Now, as I have discussed previously at great length, I am <a href="http://badmetaphor.net/blog/2006/06/16/stupid-birds/">no fan of birds</a>.  I generally cheer their demise.  Still, I found I could not quite root for the tree on this battle.</p>
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		<title>Spot goes on a journey</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2006/03/spot-goes-on-a-journey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doodles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Go Spot go!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://badmetaphor.net/images/dogballoon.jpg" /></center>Go Spot go!</p>
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		<title>Eat Your Veggies</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2006/03/eat-your-veggies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doodles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunny carrot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-edited per the boy&#8217;s suggestion: &#8220;no mouth is fine, but it just isn&#8217;t American without the whiskers.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://badmetaphor.net/images/rabcarrot.jpg"/></center></p>
<p>-edited per the boy&#8217;s suggestion: &#8220;no mouth is fine, but it just isn&#8217;t <i>American</i> without the whiskers.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>CSI: Beehive</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2005/12/csi-beehive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As it turns out, bees are pretty good at recognizing human faces: Ha ha ha, this is so much better than studying for some stupid econ final.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As it turns out, bees are pretty good at <a href="http://www.world-science.net/exclusives/051209_beesfrm.htm"> recognizing human faces</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4556/236/1600/bee-csi.gif"><img border="0" alt="click for big" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4556/236/320/bee-csi.jpg" /></a><br />
Ha ha ha, this is so much better than studying for some stupid econ final.</p>
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		<title>Apple Doom</title>
		<link>http://badmetaphor.net/2005/12/apple-doom/</link>
		<comments>http://badmetaphor.net/2005/12/apple-doom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karenology</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doodles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For Chiaroscuro:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For <a href="http://chiaroscuro.baltiblogs.com/">Chiaroscuro</a>:</p>
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