bad metaphor

Ring, ring. “Hi, this is -” “Karenology! There’s something wrong with the email! I can’t check it.” “Uh…okay. What happens when you click on ‘check mail’?” “I…oh. Okay.” Click. Ring, ring. “Karenology, I didn’t like the old email you made for me, so your cousin Kitty set up a new email for me, so now [...]