Fat, lazy, general no-goodnik. Problem: The feline in question, pictured above, is on the brink of morbid obesity, which increases risk of health problems including diabetes and floor-shattering. Proposed solutions: reduce his food intake, increase exercise. Problems with the proposed solutions: Increasing his exercise proves to be difficult as the feline displays aggressive inertia, to [...]
Yesterday I took Quark in for his annual checkup, anticipating that all he’d need are shots to make sure he doesn’t get rabies and give me some awesomely radical cat brain disease. When the vet pried him out of the confines of the loathed carrier, he took one look at him and said, “Hey, your [...]
I have acquired temporary custody of a tubby ladyfriend for Quarkie. Gimme, musing over her new surroundings. When she arrived yesterday afternoon, she was most displeased with her new surroundings. In particular, she objected to the massive gray lump of fur moving about and attempting to sniff her lady hind (the nerve!) She’s quickly settled [...]
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